Monday, June 2, 2008

Top Ten reasons soccer will not succeed in the US

Alright. So here is attempt number two in informing readers a little more about soccer. The first try, “Top Ten Chicago athletes that should have been soccer players” was liked by an astounding one person (my Mom). But with the European Cup, the Winter Olympics of soccer, kicking off this weekend and the rest of the TTCS group lacking any soccer knowledge that runs deeper than the most recent version of “FIFA” on PS3, it is only fitting to write about the one thing the rest of the World loves, and the US hates. Below are ten reasons why US soccer will never succeed.


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10. No big-name American stars
One would think that with all the time and money we've spent making this game as popular as it is for youths that one of these kids could actually figure out how to beat the average European. There's no one that deserves any mentioning on a top 50 players in the world list, maybe even top 100. Other than goalie Tim Howard, who has played well in England, I would have to give Arlington Heights native Brian McBride honors as most successful American thus far. He's a forward who scored 40 goals in four-and-a-half years for England’s Fulham. Not bad, but a forward’s job is to score. Cristiano Ronaldo had those numbers in this season alone. Freddy Adu is a bust and Landon Donovan, who is probably the most recognized American in MLS, cried himself to sleep every night in his two brief stints with a German club.

9. Politics
Unlike any other sport where true talent typically prevails, (pending personal issues like run-ins with the law) soccer is a game often based on politics. While this is a difficult topic to discuss without stepping on toes, we see plenty examples at all levels. Colleges have the same clubs always represented among their recruits. While that may speak volumes for the club, these colleges have kids from “C” and “D” teams even going to respectable soccer schools, while many top-talent players on lesser-known club teams are going to less-than-average college programs. The worst part about this is that the squad with this lesser-known talent may be the state's best. But since the club he plays for is not premiere, in the scout’s eye, neither is the player.


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8. Few big international games
US soccer has to qualify for the World Cup in a group that contains quite possibly the weakest international squads. (CONCACAF) Mexico is the only real opponent they face. Because they have racked up so many wins, the US has gone into the last two World Cups with very high rankings on the world’s list, (Top 15 in 2002, Top 10 in 2006) adding to the mockery when they are destroyed by the likes of the Czech and Ghana in the previous WC. But with Mexico being the biggest rivalry, and America in general not having any problem what so ever with the country, it is difficult to truly make a rivalry out of the two. Soccer fans that hate the Mexican national team remind me of parents of U-10 teams that hate a particular area of Illinois because their son cannot beat the local team. It's so petty it sounds ridiculous.

7. The game is too slow
Soccer is like watching two teams in hockey play shorthanded on a power play, at the same time. Defense is the key aspect, offense is rarely existent, and scoring is abysmal. The only way to make the game more exciting would be to do one or more of the following: a. Put less players on the field. b. Shrink the area they play on. c. Make the goals bigger. None of these can be done because it takes away from the games’ tradition. Tradition will be the downfall to anything that could possibly make the game more exciting or interesting in Americas eyes. If these rules were changed, foreigners would not come to play in America and those from the US would not stick around. While some may find that dumb, we are the ones with the problem. The World has been playing this game for more than a century without any significant rule changes and they love the way it’s played.


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6. MLS is a joke
Major League Soccer is in a better position than it was five years ago, but even at its peak, (right now,) it is a mockery of the beautiful game. The league is so infatuated with drawing crowds, it doesn’t realize how demeaning it is to bring in an English powerhouse to play its’ all star game. Think about it, a league vs. a team (one). What's embarrassing about this other than the obvious is that often these large European teams do not play their stars, the team they play is not in season and is often out of shape. Futhermore, the MLS allstars don’t look any better than their opponent. The MLS has won all three games against the world teams but in the last two against Celtic and Chelsea, they looked awful. The MLS has even become less of a feeder for the national team. The US National Team took on England last week in a friendly (exhibition) in England. Only one member of the starting lineup currently plays in the US, Rico Clark. Clark also committed the foul that led to John Terry’s header-goal off a free kick.

5. Too much structure
While in the majority of sports, structure is the key to a successful player. But in the states, it is all we see. While structure is good, when it is added to someone's raw ability, typically we take away from his creativity. People appreciate the sport so much in other countries because it can be played anywhere, anytime, by whomever. We do not see kids getting together to play sports like our parents and grandparents did 30, 40, 50 years ago. Instead, we see soccer moms taking their son or daughter to practice. From there the team breaks up into drill groups and switch from station-to-station every ten minutes until the two hours are up. By no means is that wrong, but you won’t get the creativity out of a structured practice that you would be getting at the park with friends, something that is so common in Europe or South America.


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4. Athletes head to other sports
This was the main topic of the last soccer post, and in reality, this is what will make or break the sport in America. An athlete overseas plays soccer because he does not really have a choice. Soccer is what they do. The US has baseball and football, which our grandparents were raised on. Basketball is the American version of a game that can be played whenever and wherever. Hockey is back, which will surely attract some kids to the sport. The immersion of lacrosse and even Nascar becoming America‘s most viewed sport is just killing the soccer talent pool. America could be much better represented if athlete’s first choice was soccer.

3. Most important moment?
US soccer’s most defining moment was when Brandi Chastain ripped off her jersey after hitting the game-winning penalty kick in the 1999 Women’s World Cup final. No matter how much evolution, sports will remain a “guy’s thing.” But if this is so, then how can the male-dominated hobby known as “sports” allow a woman’s doing to remain the biggest event in one of “their” things? The answer: they can’t. The typical male sports fan will not allow soccer in his life until at the very least, a man can top Chastain’s doing. Not to worry though women, at work we discussed what sporting event we would go back in time to see. Our very own Fred Church said he would have chosen this game. "Not for the game, but for the girl takin' her shirt off." That's Freddy bein' Freddy.


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2. Soccer’s a thinking game
In a country where scoring is key, speed is everything and action is a must, to the typical American, soccer just does not cut the mustard. What people don't realize is that soccer is all of that and often better, we just have to look at the game in a different way. But here in lies the problem; the American is too dumb to comprehend good soccer. Every pass has a purpose. Every movement made is done for a reason. But we don’t see that. Nevermind football, soccer is the ultimate chess match. Scoring a goal is like knocking out the queen. It does not happen often, but that one move is so important that it changes the entire pace of a game. Euros see that. We cannot, because we would rather watch all the action that happens before the knockout. American sport's fans would rather watch the eight-year-old kid who is just learning how to play, taking out whatever pieces he can with reckless abandon, not having any idea as to what the repercussions could be for the particular move.

1. Because we don’t need it to
As stated earlier, all Europe and South America have is soccer. Sure, there are the rare basketball exceptions, but that has been very recent in the evolution of sports. The States on the other hand, do not need another sport. It is clear; we would rather watch cars go around an oval than watch people kick a ball. And the numbers aren't even close. While this should not be a sign for soccer as a whole to give up in the US, this is just a gesture to maybe not be so offended when Jim Rome refers to Demarcus Beasley as a “field fairy” or when soccer gets a 30-second clip on SportsCenter on an hour-long show. The soccer-ites in America needs to realize it is not a piece of the puzzle, and never will be because of this: American soccer is a vicious cycle of good players not playing in the States because no one is watching and fans not watching because there are no good players... This is the ultimate downfall.

15 comments:

John said...

#0. No TV: TV sports (and thusly national exposure) are already dominated by the big three (NFL, MLB, NBA). Add in college football and basketball, NASCAR, and even professional Golf, and there isn't any room for soccer.

Soccer won't get on TV until they get sponsors willing to pay for the commercials. And soccer won't get the sponsors until they're on TV.

Phil Barnes said...

Thank you John. This continues my reason. This relates back to nobody watching because there is nobody to watch. Sponsors don't want to pay big bucks to be associated with talentless play.

Cowden said...

http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com/2008/06/fish-meet-barrel.html

you have thus been soundly disproved on every point you make. Congratulations on being pathetically misinformed, narrow, and wrong.

Phil Barnes said...

Cowden, I would love to find out how I am pathetic, misinformed, narrow and wrong, but your exceptional ability to cut and paste failed you this time. Resend the link, I want to read it.

Cowden said...

No exceptional ability here, merely the format of the comment box. http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com/2008/06/fish-meet-barrel.html
Try pasting the half of the link that comes before the line break into your broswer, then the second half. Take a bit of effort, my fault I'm afraid. Or you could just go to unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com and read the "Fish Meet Barrel" article.

ROTT said...

Shrink the area they play on? Are you nuts? One of the many things I love about soccer is the fact that the playing area is immense. Athleticism wins out. The faster, quicker player has an advantage. He's got room to move.

After watching the EPL, I can't watch the NFL anymore. With all of the commercial breaks and timeouts, it's become unwatchable. The networks don't want to promote soccer because they can't show commercials. Because of this, we have sports that are designed around commercials.

Phillip said...

To say that soccer is boring compared to the NFL and MLB is ridiculous. There is FAAAAAAAAR less action in the average NFL game.

There is less than 15 minutes of action in the average NFL game and less than 10 minutes in the averages MLB game. Ridiculous to even consider them sports.

Plus, to call Freddy Adu a bust is just ignorance. The kid just turned 19 years old and is playing at one of the greatest clubs of all time.

Top Kop said...

I couldn't agree with what "Rott" said any more! Every year I like the NFL less & less...I used to be a Cleveland Browns (insert joke) season ticket holder and now I'm lucky if I watch half of the season. After watching the Premiership for the past 14 years...I could do without the NFL, NBA & MLB all together! The commercials...scrolling ads during the game...the annoying in-game Robots on FOX NFL make me wanna turn the channel!

Anonymous said...

I think you hit the nail on the head with number 2 - American's are too dumb to understand soccer.

Any claim that the game lacks action is ridiculous. Soccer lacks action compared to what? Football with 5 seconds of action followed by a minimum of 30 seconds of play calling, commercials, timeoutts etc (1:5 action to nonaction ratio)? Baseball with 2 seconds of action and then 2 minutes of ball scratching, signals, batters in and out of the box (1:20 action/nonaction)?

Basketball is close but with constant timeouts and stoppages for commercials, it doesn't come close.

Soccer is 90 minutes of action.

Americans also love scoring and just can't grasp that while high scoring games are great, low scoring games mean that there is a real back and forth and that a single goal is far more valuable.

Anonymous said...

First, big business drive Soccer (football) everywhere. The money spent on NFL, MLB, NASCAR or whatewer stupid sport, combined it's only a fraction of the money spent in the real football (soccer). In 10-20 years, football (american way) will be just local game, "regional" game, like cheese running in England or "big prick" kissing in Japan.
Second, liked or not, the nation is changing, becoming more "latin" and "asian" where the #1 sport is the real football (soccer).
Soccer is going to win! And it is going to win BIG!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree with the previous comment completely! It's hard for me to say, big Football fan, but the NFL stars are just local stars! Nobody, but here in US, knows about Romo, Brady or Manning! Local stars! Sad but true! Step outside US and everything you hear is Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Beckam! Big companies, like Mcdonalds, Coca Cola, IBM notice that. Heck, even Tiger Woods and Kobe are more known outside US. Nobody likes our version of the football. Big companies know that, because it's a simple math for them: what is bigger market: 300.000.000 people or other 6 billion? Pure math! Also, about the TV, last world cup viewership was so big, that the last superbowl 90 million people was joke. Even african cup, and Copa America have more viewers. Euro 2008 starts tommorow, and they expect viewership of about 3 to 3 and a half billion people! Go compete with that!

Anonymous said...

The reason I believe on why Soccer is crap in the USA compared to the Europe / S America is this, and it hasn't ever been mentioned.

England has 92 professional teams in a country the size of Oregon. I go to the games, all of them.
Manchester and Liverpool are 35 miles apart. It's not a game, it's a rivalry, it's fierce, it's tribal. you don't care if it is a good game you just want to win....If you lose, you go to work on the monday and you are slaughtered by fans of the opposition. It's intense.
It's why college sports in the USA are so intense, it's the same general closeness and proximity of ones rivals.

When Auburn play Alabama at football it is win at all costs, for losing doesn't bear thinking about. Well soccer in Europe is like that 42 Saturdays a year....
With the availability of going to every game, every ground has a set amount of visiting fans ready to bring atmosphere and banter to the event. And of course the home fans banter back..... When Luton Town and Manchester United refused to issue tickets to visiting supporters, the grounds became sporting morgues....
This is exactly what the MLS is.
How can you have atmosphere and the emotional investment when Chivas are playing New York 3 timeszones away in a 3/4 empty stadium?
Here are 10 reasons why MLS could succeed.

10 Remove the salary cap.

9 end the closed shop franchise expansion aspect. If you set up a team in Yakima Washington and they're good enough, let them play.

8 Get rid of the draft, go out and scout and buy and own your own players.

7 Make USL and USL2 join MLS and have 2 divisions which include promotion and relegation. yes Mr fat cat owner..... succeed or be relegated.

6 more teams closer together where visiting fans can go on a whim to see a game involving their own teams. Columbus has a team, so should Cleveland, Indy, Detroit, Cincy, Grand Rapids, Pittsburg, Charleston WV, St Louis, Toledo, Louisville.

5 Show the big leagues of Europe on ESPN, hey it's on at 8am it's not going to interfere with your college football.... You won't watch Real Madrid and Barcelona play and tell me it's boring.

4 Stop, and I mean this in all seriousness, stop playing soccer games on NFL fields.

3 Freddy Adu is not a bust, but he's also not and was never going to be God, soccer is an ultimate team game. it's not David Beckham and the Galaxy like it is Lebron and the Cavs. it is a team game, so don't concentrate on individual players, no one is bigger than the team.

2 Alexi Lalas, this man is a no nothing prick and needs to be back as the gypo rock star wannabe he was back in the early nineties. He should not be running a football team. Hell, even Peter Kenyon shouldn't be.....

1 you're not going to have world class superstars playing at Yale and Wake Forest. the youth players in the USA need proper coaching in Europe / S America........ it's not rocket science that Argentina and Brazil and Germany and Italy produce world superstars and the USA produces Jimmy Conrad.

Anonymous said...

I think that this artical is a whole lot of of bull####, and that who ever wrote this does not know anything about soccer. because soccer is actually very succesfull in the united states.

People of America let me ask you this. You see on the news about proffesional footbal players beeting dogs and absing them, and proffesional basketball players getting busted for using elligal drugs, and in many other sports many other players have broken the law and been thrown in prison.......ARE THESE THE TYPES OF INFLUENCES THAT SHOULD BE REPRESENTING THE UNITED STATES? THE COUNTRY THAT DEFENDS THE RIGHTS OF PEOPLE OVER SEAS THAT WE DONT EVEN KNOW? THE COUNTRY THAT PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN THERE LIVES DEFENDING???? ARE THESE THE TYPES OF INFLUENCES THAT AE CHLDREN SHOULD LOOK UP TO AS ROLE MODELS?



DO PROFFESIONAL SOCCER PLAYERS EVER GE IN TROUBLE FOR THESE TYPES OF THINGS?

LET ME ASK YOU ONE MOR THING, WHY IS SOCCER THE ONE OF THE VERY VERY FEW SPORTS THAT IS PLAYED ALL OVER THE WORLD? BECAUSE IT TAKES REAL SKILL.

ALSO LAST YEAR SOCCER WAS THE MOST POPULAR OF LITTLE LEAGUE SPORTS IN THE UNITED STATES.

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Anonymous said...

what do u mean there are no big stars? lets see freddy adu, clint dmpsey, brian mcbride, tim howard just to name a few so there are big stars

Anonymous said...

this is possibly the dumbest article i have ever read. you clearly know nothing about soccer. how can you call freddy adu a bust when he is 19 years old? because in his first year in europe he failed to see much playing time? and the average american knows nothing about donovans time in germany, so that is irrelevant. horrible, horrible article