Well, my Cubs lost yesterday. Your White Sox lost, too. Our Bears might lose Sunday. And heaven only knows how the Bulls are gonna do this year. With so much losing going on, and so much more yet to come, there are plenty of people, either upset, sad, confused, flustered or flat out pissed off. Kind of like these following sports broadcasters.

10. Chris Berman: Damn it, I should be treated like God.



9. Bert Blyleven: Who's Dick?



8. Lee Corso: What'd I say?



7. Steve Brown: Drunk Buckeyes are moronic Buckeyes


Drunk Ohio State Girl

6. John Madden: Al, let me show ya' a penis.


ICYMI: John Madden Draws A Penis

5. Danyelle Sargent: Because I'm not on the camera, they can't hear me, right?



4. NIU TV Announcer: You must make love to the ball.



3. Larry Merchant: Hello, Mike, can you please kick my ass?



2. Ron Burgandy: If only Baxter were here.



1. Brian Collins: I need to change my major to basket weaving.